Slapstick Disclaimer
Splat MyFace exists solely for the benefit of satire, parody, slapstick and humour. The pies are imaginary, the slime is digital, the tomatoes are badly behaved pixels, and no actual person is being invited to suffer so much as a bruised ego.
Nothing on this site is intended to encourage, endorse or glorify real-world violence, harassment, intimidation or harm. Please keep the custard where it belongs: on the screen.
Public submissions are moderated and may be refused if they wander too far from harmless comedy and into abuse, politics, threats, exploitation or other decidedly unfunny territory.
Mock, splat, chuckle and move on. Don’t be a prat in real life.